I, the amazing Gregory, am going to the edge of the woods after a long day at work when I pass Alira flirting with a palace guard. He’s bragging about how he won the Archery Tournament last year. Please, the only reason he was even able to place was because I moved here a month after the tournament. Besides, does it really matter that he won first place in the tournament if he can’t even do his job right? I’m fairly sure “making pretty girls feel your biceps” isn’t part of a palace guard’s job description. I don’t want to interfere with Alira’s life, I mean she can make her own choices, bu
Danielle's Adventure (collab) by Laquera, literature
Literature
Danielle's Adventure (collab)
Disgusted by her boring life, Danielle decided to one day start an adventure. But this would require preparation.
So she called her best friend, Jenny, to see if she wanted to do all the preparation for her. Jenny unfortunately refused, so Danielle was forced to build a fishing pole out of toothbrushes herself.
After 14 and a half hours of hard work, she realized that the reason the toothbrushes weren't sticking together was that she was placing them three feet apart and singing to them. She tried a different tactic.
She put all the toothbrushes in the kitchen sink and filled it with maple syrup. She watched What Not To Wear as she wa
NTVZD: Going Back to School by Laquera, literature
Literature
NTVZD: Going Back to School
Nathaniel decided to finally get a college education. He had been putting it off for years, but only recently had it begun affecting job opportunities. When interviewing for a job they would look through his Hello Kitty folder of important documents and then ask him to leave. They all stopped at the same point; his death certificate. Obviously this meant they knew that if he had a college degree it would be before his death certificate and after the drawing he did in kindergarten that his mother had put on the fridge. He began applying to colleges that he assumed wouldn't be too hard to get into. Everyone had heard of them, and they weren't e
NTVZD: To Mow or Not to Mow by Laquera, literature
Literature
NTVZD: To Mow or Not to Mow
Nathaniel was tired of cutting his grass by eating it. Especially since he became a zombie and had no need for food. Even when he was alive, he had been more of a leaf-eater. He decided it was time to invest in a lawnmower. He went to the local lawnmower shop to buy one, but when he arrived he found he was unable to fit through the doorway. The store owner saw his dilemma and wanted to help, but most of the lawnmowers were either too heavy to bring out to him or chained to the floor to keep from being stolen, as there was a recently formed gang that stole self-propelled lawnmowers and sold them on the black market. Being unable to help Nathan
It had been a while since Nathaniel's town had elected a new mayor. The mayor rarely did anything, and few people knew the town even had a mayor. He had been in office for 32 years, because everyone was too lazy to set up an election. Some people were bored one day, and set one up. For a while there were only two people running; a 12 year old boy named Caleb, and an old woman who thought she was going to be president of the bingo club she frequented. The current mayor had no idea there was going to be an election, so he wasn't running. Nathaniel heard about the election, and asked his girlfriend Nelly to help him run. She had a friend who wor